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So its the end

February 6th, 2009, 9:45 am by jhogg

The Ball Gunner you all know and love is going away.

In it’s place is the newester, betterester, more user friendlister blog on the pluck forums at the News Herald.

For everyone who has enjoyed visiting ballgunner.freedomblogging.com you can check out the new site at:

http://www.newsherald.com/share/profiles/?slid=15d95909-ec17-3ba4-b539-096a9c3c3378&plckController=PersonaBlog&plckScript=personaScript&plckElementId=personaDest&plckPersonaPage=BlogViewPost&plckPostId=Blog%3a15d95909-ec17-3ba4-b539-096a9c3c3378Post%3a62ed0e6a-ed2f-44ee-8135-7323760a2b6e&sid=sitelife.newsherald.com#none

No, that’s not a joke.

If you want updates on a new gunner I’ve heard about AND YOU PROBABLY WANT THIS UPDATE. You should shoot me an email at jhogg— AT—pcnh.com and please not the spam protected spelling.

B-17 Ball Gunner - final transmission

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Who would’ve thought boot camp would be so active?

January 29th, 2009, 6:43 pm by jhogg

In response to a few questions:

No, I did not get the recruit haircut. I’ve done the military barber thing, and nothing makes you feel loved like your mom saying “your head looks weird.”

Hardest thing for recruits to handle: see story.
Recruiting guidelines for the Marines are very strict. I’m considering applying to see if I even qualify for a follow up story.
The acronym award goes to the Navy, hands down.

No Marine in his right mind would say anything bad about the commander-in-chief. Regardless of their feelings.

To Jenny, I’ll have to ask. That’s a new one!
But I HAVE seen your brother. Read the story published on Thursday!

That’s all, folks. We leave tomorrow. If you have any questions for Joshua Knowles, a graduate from Rutherford, let me know.

The Ball Gunner arrives at Parris Island, what would YOU ask the Marine trainers?

January 27th, 2009, 8:36 pm by jhogg

Well dear reader, possibly even dear readerS, I have not, in fact, joined the Corps. I got no letter in the mail saying go to war or go to jail. And momma momma will not see, what the Marine Corps done to me.

I got the offer to tag along while a group of educators get put fed a small morsel of Marine recruit life, and figured, “Meh, it beats sitting in the office.”

So I’m here, and as a service to our intrepid readers, the Ball Gunner is taking suggestions for questions to ask the Marine trainers.

A few ground rules:
No, I will not ask the drill instructors if I can wear their hat.
No, I will not share whatever acronym you’ve heard for MARINE, USMC, etc…
No, I will not walk to the FA-18 line and push the button that says “do not push.”
No, I will not see if the MP dogs can be distracted with hot dogs while sneaking through base.
Guys - No, I will not bring you back any grenades, guns or ammo.
Girls - No, I will not bring you back your own private Marine (or your own Marine private.)

That is all for now Ball Gunneristas. Send questions!

Mostly quiet in this boring old world

January 22nd, 2009, 10:55 am by jhogg

You’re probably looking at your screen with bits of spit flecking from your mouth screaming, “Quiet! This Ball Gunner guy knows nothing! The new President is promising all sorts of things, things are ongoing in Israel and Gaza and Afghanistan falls ever further into the gutter. This Ball Gunner guy is clearly off his turret!”

But once you cut through the endless coverage and your CNNs/Fox Newses/MSNBCs slpping any and every blithering, blooming, driveling idiot in front of the camera to repeat the same nonsense and you come to a pretty blasted quiet time, at least on the warfare front.

Now as an entertainer and blogger extraordinare I suppose it’s my sworn duty to come up with something. So here we go:

No one gets too excited about the half-dozen or so bush wars happening in Africa. You get the inevitable celebrity benefit concerts and alot of feel-goodery from the usual suspects, but no one is seriously interested in hopping between your Hutus and Tutsis until the machete arms are tired and everyone gets bored.

But there are few interesting bits kicking about.

Congo is getting steamrolled by the a small army of Tutsis led by dissident general Laurent Nkunda. The War Nerd has a great piece on this guy. Full of the usual diatribe and big boy language that makes the War Nerd so fun to read. I’m trying to catch up on my reading, so I’ll let the War Nerd do the talking here.

The real juicy info is oozing out of the festering wound that Somalia has become on the world scene. The brain trust in the UN decided a while back that the best way to calm Somalia down was by sending in that first-class fighting force, the Ethiopian Army. No one really sat down and thought about all the “wars” (used loosely) the two nations have fought in the past or what a grand idea it was to send in the Christian Ethiopians to rub the Muslim Somalis face in the mud for awhile. There must have just been a poster in some UN room where some general wannabe wrote “Send country A to calm country B” and everyone just went with the idea. I mean, what could go wrong?

Of course there isn’t much trade in sustained warfare out near the horn of Africa. The Ethiopians marched in and handed the Somalians a few humiliating years, now they’re marching right back out. Since the Somali government, never functional to begin with, was pretty much non-existant for that time, the religious nut branch of Islam went in and put into practice all the stuff it’s polished to a fine art in Beirut and Sadr City — it became the courts, the providers and the financiers. It showed the people what a grand old tradition Wahabbi Islam is. Now what was probably a small handful of nuts before the Ethiopians rolled in probably has multiplied into a trans-generational religious wave. After Iraq, Afghanistan and Gaza the nuts have fine tuned the art of working underneath government while throwing just enough of your own people into the grinder to keep tensions high. Having completed defensive, and filling through the stalemate stage it proably won’t be long until we see a bit of counter-offensive in the works. Mao would be so proud.

The good news is that Africa being Africa no one will hold on to power for long. Even if the fundamentalist blaze a swath through to Mogadishu the usual infighting, disappearings and good old mutiny will mean Somalia will remain Somalia through and through. Religions have a way of thinking they deliver civilization, but Somalians have prayed to have a dozen strange gods before they started praying toward Mecca. And at the end of the day East African culture just won’t tolerate religious extremist for long without those long curved blades coming out.

Hopefully there are at least a few people at high level taking notes on flubbing an invasion. There’s sort of a golden moment where you’ve done all you can do and if you stay any longer you start losing ground. If the Ethiopians had gone in there and thrown all the clerics under the tank treads and then about-faced and high-tailed it back inland we wouldn’t be dealing with this now. There’d be just one more warlord grabbing what he could grab until he ran up against another warlord and the world would continue apace.

But as the saying goes, “The one thing we learn from history is that we don’t learn from history.” Trying to affect an outcome in Africa is an endless and expensive exercise in futility. After a few centuries of colonialism the lesson didn’t stick. But an endless supply of idiots with good intentions means an endless supply of intervention with the same dud results.

So, there. I found something to write about after all.

A LA Times reporter embeds with the Taliban, good info coming

January 12th, 2009, 12:13 pm by jhogg

These sorts of things inevitably devolve into furious barkings about the media siding with the enemy and yellow journalism, grrrr woof woof. I would point out that flying in and out of Afghanistan is simpler than most realize, and any of the pansies at Hyper-Nationalism Weekly easily could pony up to do a tour as an embedded reporter.

But there are all sorts of juicy tidbits in there — a calm confidence among the Taliban that victory is inevitable (which differs from the pansies at HNW who merely maintain that defeat is unthinkable), the well-supplied and luxurious life of the fighters, and is that a U.S. Army issue MOLLE pouch in the main photo?

Give it a read

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For some good news, Army Future Combat Systems is getting thinner and thinner, and we can only hope it soon will go away entirely.

The Future Combat Systems (FCS) is designed to make the Army lighter and more agile through an intricate web of manned and unmanned ground and aerial vehicles all linked together by a digital network.

This program has existed for so long and promised so much that is now hovers as some potential Olympian god with a penchant for smiting the unbelieving. But what remains a mystery is how a highly complex electronic network requiring extra gear, training and logistics will create a “lighter and more agile” Army.

If the Army wanted to become “lighter and more agile” I would advise them to jam a few people in with the Taliban (see above) and relearn light infantry tactics. Of course, the “lighter and more agile” Army is the secondary mission of the objective, the first being to make Boeing and Science Applications International Corp rich. Cashing in at $160 billion (not yet finished) it would seem it has been a thundering success in at least one arena.

Someone at CENTCOM must read the Ball Gunner. Heritage, however is illiterate as ever

January 7th, 2009, 9:39 am by jhogg

I take full and total credit for a sensible change in Afghanistan strategy. Anyone that doesn’t like it can pound sand.

Afghanistan airstrikes fall for sixth month

By Bruce Rolfsen - Staff writer
Posted : Tuesday Jan 6, 2009 20:35:13 EST

For the sixth month in row, the number of bombs released over Afghanistan declined, figures from U.S. Air Forces Central showed.

During December, Air Force, Navy and coalition jets released 84 bombs, AFCent said. That’s down from 120 releases in November and the year high of 646 bombs in June.

Over Iraq during December, one bomb was dropped, the lowest tally since March 2005, when no bombs were released, according to AFCent.

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Over at Heritage, though, where skulls are diamond encrusted, the Ball Gunner has yet to make headway.

Reforming and Revitalizing NATO: A Memo to President-elect Obama

I’ll leave it to anyone interested to read through the above chest beating. It’s the standard Heritage / American Enterprise tooth-baring and woof-woofery.

Sally McNamara, the writer of said chest-thumping, is a member of the Margaret Thatcher Center for Freedom. You would think a center named after one of Britain’s greatest prime ministers would be in Britain. Actually, the center is located in Washington, D.C. Such a shame, for if McNamara were to be spending a winter in jolly old England she would be in danger of freezing her royal bottom off. It would seem Russia has decided a bit of cold may dampen the frothing NATO expansion.

Iraq, NASA and the old Whubba-whubba returns

January 5th, 2009, 4:18 pm by jhogg

I’m normally pretty lean on bat packs to the hulking giants of the media field. But the Washington Post has an unusually well-done piece on Iraq.

Friday, January 2, 2009; Page A01
Washington Post Foreign Service
BAGHDAD — Maybe it was the only shot heard for days in a neighborhood once ordered by the cadence of gunfire. Perhaps it was the smiles at checkpoints and the shouts of Iraqi policemen navigating the always snarled traffic. “God’s mercy on your parents,” they beseeched. “God’s blessings on you.” Maybe it was the music box still playing “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town” at a kiosk overflowing with Christmas tree decorations and heart-shaped red pillows.
For anyone returning to Baghdad after spending time here during its darkest days two years ago, when it was paralyzed by sectarian hatred and overrun by gunmen sowing despair, the conclusion seemed inescapable.
“The war has ended,” said Heidar al-Abboudi, a street merchant.
The war in Iraq is indeed over, at least the conflict as it was understood during its first five years: insurgency, communal cleansing, gangland turf battles and an anarchic, often futile quest to survive. In other words, civil war — though civil war was always too tidy a term for it. The entropy, for now at least, has run its course. So have many of the forces the United States so dangerously unleashed with its 2003 invasion, turning Iraq into an atomized, fractured land seized by a paroxysm of brutality. In that Iraq, the Americans were the final arbiter and, as a result, deprived anything they left behind of legitimacy.
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Let me be (probably not) the first to say I’m am adamantly opposed to this:

Obama considers linking Defense Dept. with NASA

President-elect Barack Obama appears to be gearing up for a space race 2.0, this time with China.

Obama’s transition team is considering doing away with some of the barriers that separate the U.S. Department of Defense and NASA, according to Bloomberg.

Citing people who’ve discussed the idea with the Obama team, Bloomberg says they believe collaboration between the country’s civilian space agency and the military’s space program would speed up the time in which the U.S. is able to send people back to the moon.

The main–and very costly–goal is to build a rocket that can carry Orion, NASA’s next-generation spacecraft, to the International Space Station, the moon, and further out into the solar system. NASA has planned to use its new Ares I rocket for that purpose. Last year, it completed preliminary design review for the Ares rocket, which is slated to launch for the first time in 2015.

Which race, specifically, are we worried about losing with China? As I recall, the United States has a 40-year lead in the race to the moon. Do we think the Chinese will yank our flag from the soil and plunk their own down in its place?

As for combining NASA and DoD, I cannot think of any better example of what is commonly referred to as the “creeping militarization” of the nation. Are we a nation with a military or a military with a nation?

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Whubba Whubba!

Now if we can get those old Huey’s flying again then I say its time we refit the Phantoms and get the U.S. a proper interceptor.

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Decent insight into Hamas and good news from Fallujah

December 30th, 2008, 10:52 am by jhogg

The Wa Po has an editorial that isn’t quite ENTIRELY wrong. I consider these developments encouraging, and hope for further improvment.

LIKE THE Lebanon war of 2006, Israel’s battle with Hamas in Gaza is producing a schism among Muslim states. Iran and its ally Hezbollah in Lebanon have joined Hamas’s Damascus-based leadership in calling for a new intifada, or uprising, against Israel — and also against the governments of Egypt and Jordan, which are accused of silently supporting Israel’s air attacks. Those governments, along with the West Bank Palestinian administration of President Mahmoud Abbas, have issued rote condemnations of Israel. But they have also accused Hamas of triggering the conflict by ending a ceasefire — and they have responded harshly to the Iranian camp, which has “practically declared war on Egypt,” as Cairo’s foreign minister angrily put it yesterday. Far from encouraging an uprising, Mr. Abbas’s police broke up demonstrations by West Bank Palestinians on Sunday. Egyptian security forces have forcibly prevented Palestinians from crossing the border from Gaza.

Israeli and U.S. officials see this divide as encouraging. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has frequently spoken of an emerging coalition of “mainstream” or “moderate” Arab states opposing Iran and its “extremist” allies. One problem with this analysis is that the split is more sectarian than ideological. Among those counted in the moderate camp is Sunni-ruled Saudi Arabia, which shares Hamas’s fundamentalist creed. And among those joining in the unmitigated denunciations of Israel yesterday were the Shiite rulers of Iraq, including Grand Ayatollah Ali Sistani.

It will be noted that it is correct, in part, because the all-knowing, all-seeing, all-powerful, virile Ball Gunner said most of it, yesterday.

What we’re witness now is the phenomenon Randy Newman referred to as “♫ BIIIIG HAAAAT NO CATTLE ♫” The various mid-East countries pumping their fists at each other. Iran could not prosecute a successful border war against the T-ball league military of Iraq, much less declare war on Egypt. Jordan has made a decades-long policy of tactical disentanglement with the region. Syria hasn’t enough wild hairs to look cross eyed as Israel and Egypt’s Hosni Mubarak has found a balance between stoking ignorant hatred with the Muslim brotherhood and making good dough with the Jewish brotherhood across the way.

Saudi Arabia, which is to moderate camp like the Detroit Lions are to the Super Bowl is not in the habit of making overt actions not blessed by the Powers That Be in D.C.

The Wa Po concludes with this assessment:

Yet, as in Lebanon, no decisive military victory is likely: Israel will not be able to topple Hamas unless it fully reoccupies Gaza, and it will probably not be able even to stop the rocket attacks on its cities without some kind of political settlement.

I’m going to conclude that this national-paper scouping Ball Gunner needs a raise.

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Good news from the NY Times in a world dreadfully short of it: The Marines are leaving a peaceful Fallujah:

FALLUJA, Iraq — In Falluja, a town that rises abruptly out of the vast Syrian Desert an hour west of Baghdad, nearly every building left standing has some sort of hole in it.

Mosques are without their minarets. Apartment walls have been peeled away by artillery shells. A family’s kitchen is full of tiny holes made by a fragmentary grenade.

Of all the places fighting has raged since the American invasion nearly six years ago, Falluja — the site of two major battles and the town where American security contractors were killed and their bodies hung from a local bridge — stands out as one of the bloodiest and most intractable.

This month, as the last American marines prepare to leave Camp Falluja, the sprawling base a few miles outside of town where many of the American troops who fought the two battles were stationed, Falluja has come to represent something unexpected: the hope that an Iraqi town once at the heart of the insurgency can become a model for peace without the United States military.

I’ve expressed doubt before about whether the Iraq military mission will be successful, and I think the utopian vision of Iraq as a western democracy is a castle with foundation firmly rooted in the clouds, but an Iraq that is stable and at least benign is vitally important for global security.

With the credit crunch likely spurning a period of retrenchment, a failure in Iraq would place the U.S. entering the new era already in retreat. Hope springs eternal that the U.S. will be able to pull off a successful withdrawal and let the nation continue its evolution; whatever happens after we leave is no longer on our hands. Rumblings from the President-Elect seem to be backpedaling on promises of a rapid withdrawal. This is, in my opinion, the worst possible decision. A time will soon be presented for us to leave Iraq gracefully, if we do not seize it then we will leave Iraq, regardless. There is gratitude in Iraq for our work, certainly, but Iraq is not Germany, they will not be content to house troops of a Christian nation on their soil indefinitely.

Let us see what the New Year brings. Onward, yon Ball Gunnerettes.

Cease-fire collapse between Israel and Hamas: everyone act surprised

December 29th, 2008, 2:02 pm by jhogg

Israel is now in day 3 of pounding the unfortunate Palestinians trapped with Hamas into falafal. Estimates at this point put Palestinian dead at 315, but given the not-quite-stellar medical facilities of Gaza, already getting choked by blockade, that number will probably get quite a bit higher as casualties “injured” are downgraded to casualties “muerto.”

The international stink likely is going to bake in the sun for months to come. The cards are falling on predictable lines - the residents of the Arab nations don’t like Israel, which they see as an usurper. By default, the governments of the Arab nations have to appear not to like Israel or risk legitimacy. I expect a lot of noise and sabre rattling from Syria, Jordan, Egypt and Turkey along with the impotent fist-pumping from Iran. Noise is likely all we’re going to get. None of the aforementioned military superpowers (har har) are going to risk going toe to toe with the already kicked up hornet’s nest. Lebanon, probably hoping none of those F-16s make a quick detour to Beirut, is keeping its trap mostly shut. Minus a few Hezbollahns.

The weird things about these battles is the real lack of a winner or loser. Israel can’t flatten Hamas outright from the air, much to the dissapointment of America’s far-right. Israel is firing up the reserve troops but they’d have to be flat out nuts to go marching into those slums - there’s nothing to accomplish short of shooting up a bunch of dirt farmers while getting shot up, yourself.

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Man, these guys with nothing to live for sure do fight hard.

As for Hamas, they certainly can’t get rid of Israel by firing half-baked rockets across the border. Their best possible outcome, and a likely one, is to win the PR campaign. They can accomplish this by doing their best to keep people in Gaza to become red mist when the Israelis swoop down with the big bangs. After 60 years they surely realize that no one is about to swoop to the rescue and embroil themselves in the mess. Both Egypt and Lebanon are doing about everything they can to keep the gates up and the flood of refugees back. It must be an odd experience to be imprisoned in your own country.

The U.S. gets to do the usual balancing act. It can’t appear overtly pro-Israel without alienating the Arab world, specifically Iraq. On the other hand, the pro-Israel lobby will be looking for Uncle Sam to put some weight to the wheel (and for politicians to earn their campaign contributions.) What makes this round particularly interesting is the U.S. acting as the world’s great democratizer for the last seven years has to appear anti-Hamas without appearing anti-democratically elected-Hamas. The U.S. cannot afford the cynicism of past decades with so much policy still in the balance.

So what will be the grand finale of the recent flair up? Well……. any guesses?

Merry Christmas and all

December 24th, 2008, 11:31 am by jhogg

The Ball Gunner likes the Germans.

Why does the Ball Gunner like the Germans? Because not only is their Santa for the good, there is a counter Santa. His name is Krampus. Have you been good little Ball Gunners? I certainly hope so. If not, Krampus will come:

Merry Christmas.

God bless us everyone, including those blood drinking Ostrogoths.

The Ball Gunner will return next week and, get this, actually start UPDATING again!

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