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Who would’ve thought boot camp would be so active?

January 29th, 2009, 6:43 pm by jhogg

In response to a few questions:

No, I did not get the recruit haircut. I’ve done the military barber thing, and nothing makes you feel loved like your mom saying “your head looks weird.”

Hardest thing for recruits to handle: see story.
Recruiting guidelines for the Marines are very strict. I’m considering applying to see if I even qualify for a follow up story.
The acronym award goes to the Navy, hands down.

No Marine in his right mind would say anything bad about the commander-in-chief. Regardless of their feelings.

To Jenny, I’ll have to ask. That’s a new one!
But I HAVE seen your brother. Read the story published on Thursday!

That’s all, folks. We leave tomorrow. If you have any questions for Joshua Knowles, a graduate from Rutherford, let me know.

Utter insanity

December 5th, 2008, 11:28 am by jhogg

The Washington Times clearly has gone hurdling, arms and legs flailing, over the waiting mouths of hungry sharks below. Today’s editorial must be written by mediums channeling some bizarre, other-worldly spirits peaking into a universe that is not our own.

A nuclear-capable Iran armed with ICBMs could be only months away. Meanwhile Washington drifts, awaiting more compelling news to shake it from its lethargy.

Which is to say that invasion by men from mars “could be only months away,” or that a total shift in the human psyche that will see 90 pound nerds and Ball Gunners heralded as the epitome of men “could be only months away.”graphics8.nytimes.com

The Iranian nuke program has become the ultimate Washington boogey man. Absent any evidence that Iran is working toward weaponized nukes, Washington has simply concoted their own. This is in addition to a missle program so hilarious that it became the butt of photoshop hilarity on Fark. Note a stellar success rate of the 75 percent in the released photo.

Now those Shahab-3s are rumored to be able to hit Israel, maybe, Allah willing, on a sunny spring day with no wind and all the planets in the solar system lined up. Being that Iran’s missile development now has pulled a few hairs ahead of the Third Reich’s 60 year-old V-2 rockets, the Times immediately jumps to the conclusion that Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles are just “months” away. I’m sure the Times thinks that building a longer range missile is just a matter of strapping a bigger booster, maybe a series of boosters, or just some Wile E. Coyote type contraption with a catapult, a series of booster and an anvil.

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I occasionally cringe when I wade into the past and read some of the editorials I wrote in college. But I’d have a hard time coming up with anything this bad. We really should expect more from our media than blatent scare mongering. There are some real things we should devote attention to in this world. It really doesn’t look like Iran’s nuclear program is one of them. But I’ll lend more credence to adults who believe in Santa Claus than adults who believe an Iranian ICBM is going to crest the horizon any moment now.

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The huge, mega, major, über event no one is talking about

October 1st, 2008, 9:54 am by jhogg

Anyone who pays attention knows that today the Sunni-backed Awakening Councils were handed over to the primarily Shia goverment of Iraq. The jist, of course, is that in the nation of snoozers no one is paying attention to anything.

The provided link is to an Agence France-Presse story. If you head to CNN, Fox News or MSNBC there isn’t the first lick about Iraq anywhere to be found. Presumably the stuff about reality TV shows and celebrity gossip trump major international policy, or at least they do here. If you go to the BBC Web site you at least can find something near the bottom.

This is all circumspect in modern age. “The surge worked” is the mantra and that’s that, why are we still talking about it? If you’ve got at least a functioning brain stem, which automatically excludes a good 90% of the nation, you can probably riddle out that saying “the surge worked” at this point is kind of like saying “the house is built” when the first shipment of lumber arrives. What happens in the next few days and weeks will be the first and only indication of whether we have cobbled together a workable system. If things sour then it will not only sound the last hurrah for U.S. policy in the region but will likely bury the Republican Party alive in the November election. The American public has been sold on the inevitable victory and has boxed up their belongings ready to move in. If we arrive to find our new reality built on a rotton structure the “awakening” here will be neither gentle nor pleasant. Needless to say, with a growing and souring campaign in Afghanistan the political will to recommit in Iraq is nonexistent.

The other possibility (and anything is possible on this cracked planet) is that the Awakening Councils will either be absorbed by the new government or reintegrate peacefully into society. This could either be a genuine transformation or an intentional effort to keep the lid on the pot for a bit longer. The nature of American politics is that if Iraq fell apart on Jan. 21 it will immediately be blamed on the guy still trying to work his crease into the executive chair. If the change is genuine and sparks a new era for Middle Eastern political processes then President George W. Bush will indeed laugh all the way to his best-selling memoirs.

I’m not in any way prepared to pick one limb on this gargantuan tree and stake my claim. There are simply too many possibilities and too many players and too many things that could go right or go wrong. But the apathy and ignorance of American citizens is truly appalling. Blaming the media is like blaming Wal-Mart for stocking shoddy stuff. Media outlets give people what they want; gossip, no news about yet another bailout attempt and pictures of Kim Kardashian’s gigantic butt. The fact is, denizens of the Republic either do not care or are enmeshed in the belief that all is well and there is nothing further to report.

For the dozen or so actually interested in the future of American policy in the Middle East, the next few days and weeks certainly will be worth watching.

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